skull candy headphones
- "Give me back my skull, dum dum!"
"Nope, finders key-pers!"
- "So Sandra, my secretary, hands me a fake scotch and I'm like, 'Do I look like a dum dum? Go get me some candy before I steal all your pens and send them into orbit with my gum headphones!'".
- "Hey, nice fake glasses".
I realized about 2 minutes after starting that this was a disastrous idea, but I was already in too deep. I'm going to bed now and I'm in a slightly better mood.